![]() Bart: I'll have a brain burger with extra pus, please. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book, everyone's a sinner. Thought you could get away! (eats it) Itchy & Scratchy Land Lisa: Dad! Remember when we asked you if we could go to Itchy & Scratchy Land and you said it'd be too damned expensive? Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool! (cut to reused footage from season four's New Kid on the Block of Homer digging a half-eaten hot dog out of a kiddie pool) Homer: There you are. (Marge tries to talk to Homer about their love life, but Homer is half-asleep) Homer: Marge, it's 3:00 a.m. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ![]() Marge: Yes, they do, but when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren & Stimpy? Bart: Really? Lisa: Ren & Stimpy do it all the time. They pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. Another Simpsons Clip Show Marge:: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon? Bart: It's a new episode. Ralph: I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kid - oh! I bent my Wookiee. And Obi-Wan! And my favourite, Chewie! They're all here! What do you think? Miss Hoover: I think it's lunchtime. Pre-packaged Star Wars figures still in their display boxes? Are those the limited edition action figures? Ralph: What's a diorama? Principal Skinner: There's Luke. ![]() Principal Skinner: Ugh, now we're into the dregs. That is why God dispenses it in those tiny packets and he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.īart: Hey, everybody! Look at me! Turn this way right now! Sherri: Hey, it's Bart! Milhouse: And he's doing stuff! Principal Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here! A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. Homer: NOOOO!! My sugar is melting! MELTING! Oh, what a world! Marge: I'm sorry, Homer. ![]() Homer: Lisa, stop that racket, I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!" Marge: Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay?! Homer: No! Homer: Hey! Get off my sugar! Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OOWW!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow! Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. I found a dollar while waiting for the bus. Homer: And you don't think I made any money. Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! Bart: Dad, is this not stealing? Homer: Read your town charter, boy! It says in writing: "If any foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall become property of the village idiot". And believe me, this is not a dream! Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Lisa: I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness Allison got first chair. Largo: Ohh – that was a close one, Lisa, but you made it. Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Lisa blacks out Lisa: Huh. Lisa's Rival Largo: Ohh – that was a close one, Lisa, but you made it. Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package! Homer: Really, I mean that. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife. Homer: D'oh- eth!īart: Well, I guess that explains everything. Homer: Alright, everybody in the pool! Amish Farmer: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English. Ned: I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER! Bart: If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer! Bart: Then that's not the real Ned Flanders. Ned: I wish there was some other explanation for this. Uh-h-h- Homer/Marge: Chief Wiggum: Do not be alarmed. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer. Bart: Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer. I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone. Did I say "leg"? I meant that wet bathing suit. Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off. Ha ha! Milhouse: Hey Nelson, he's really hurt. So technically it's true that's what makes it so funny. Bart of Darkness Nelson: Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing! Bart: It is? Nelson: You see, "epidermis" means your hair.
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